WAYS TO MAKE A SPECTACLE OF YOURSELF
crave attention? try these 5 small tricks to get noticed fast. doctors hate hin.
- •create an identity out of some small part of yourself. Are you vegan? straight-edge? gay? Take any small quality or uniqueness and blow it way out of proportion. Allow it to consume you and become you.
- •Be as loud as possible at the bar. Push girls and skinny guys around, and when confronted, say it was just a joke, or just sucker punch them
- •anyone who judges you is wrong. There is no way anything is wrong with you. Its everyone else. evaluating yourself realistically is the gateway to being a softspoken pussy.
- •Do really stupid non-relevant shit "for charity". dress in all zebra print for the world wild life foundation or hula hoop for women's rights
- •Remember; other people will always be impressed by how much you drank that one time. It wont hurt to exaggerate a little.
- •When all else fails look for pity. Talk about things that bother you. Note; these do not need to be original or even real. Also; be sure to get upset when people offer reasonable solutions.
- •Make lists on a failed social media app.