EVERY GROUP HAS A JERRY

  1. "why would you go to North Carolina, aren't there mountains in Florida?"
    Oh yes, those skiing retreats in Miami.
  2. "ok first of all, it only goes 32 mph. I can walk faster then that."
    Glad to know I'm related to the bionic woman.
  3. "who can walk past a squirrel with confidence? It's just impossible."
    ... you know who you are
  4. "My tumach hurts"
  5. "that's what I'm gonna do right when I turn 18, go and buy a scratch and sniff"
    I hope you win!!!
  6. "she's not from America so she doesn't understand the renaissance"
    .. wait
  7. Person 1: (speaking of Costa Rica) "do they use American stamps there?" Jerry: "Yeah, it's like an american colony isn't it?"
  8. "At least you're not a caveman and have to brush your teeth with a twig."
  9. Bootsie: "oh my god this girl has 128 seconds on her snapchat story" Jerry: "that's like a full minute!"
  10. Bootsie: "there was no where to put my gum" Meryl: "why didn't you just swallow it" Jerry: "ew, that takes forever"
  11. Bootsie: "don't go to the pool today, it's supposed to thunder! You'll get electrocuted." Jerry: (gasps) "how could I get electrocuted? I have sunscreen!"
    Safety first!!
  12. Jerry: (gets in the car and looks at me sassily and hands me a box) "hold my cucumbers"
  13. Jerry: (speaking of how margarine is in crescent rolls) "margarine is a cancer causing agent." Meryl: "Everything is a cancer causing agent." Jerry: "Not butter... Well maybe butter"
  14. Meryl: "Is earth fare going out of business?" Jerry: "nope that's a rumor... That I started"
  15. Bootsie: (in positano wondering if the little mermaid was set off of amalfi) "where was the little mermaid set?" Jerry: "who knows? The ocean??"
    seems unlikely...
  16. Bootsie: Everyone knows who Virginia Dare is. It's like he only thing I know about colonialization.
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  17. Jerry: (while watching The Martian) isn't this based on a true story?
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  18. Bootsie: Everyone knows who Virginia Dare is. It's like the only thing I know about colonialization.
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