1. "why would you go to North Carolina, aren't there mountains in Florida?"
    Oh yes, those skiing retreats in Miami.
  2. "ok first of all, it only goes 32 mph. I can walk faster then that."
    Glad to know I'm related to the bionic woman.
  3. "who can walk past a squirrel with confidence? It's just impossible."
    ... you know who you are
  4. "My tumach hurts"
  5. "that's what I'm gonna do right when I turn 18, go and buy a scratch and sniff"
    I hope you win!!!
  6. "she's not from America so she doesn't understand the renaissance"
    .. wait
  7. Person 1: (speaking of Costa Rica) "do they use American stamps there?" Jerry: "Yeah, it's like an american colony isn't it?"
  8. "At least you're not a caveman and have to brush your teeth with a twig."
  9. Bootsie: "oh my god this girl has 128 seconds on her snapchat story" Jerry: "that's like a full minute!"
  10. Bootsie: "there was no where to put my gum" Meryl: "why didn't you just swallow it" Jerry: "ew, that takes forever"
  11. Bootsie: "don't go to the pool today, it's supposed to thunder! You'll get electrocuted." Jerry: (gasps) "how could I get electrocuted? I have sunscreen!"
    Safety first!!
  12. Jerry: (gets in the car and looks at me sassily and hands me a box) "hold my cucumbers"
  13. Jerry: (speaking of how margarine is in crescent rolls) "margarine is a cancer causing agent." Meryl: "Everything is a cancer causing agent." Jerry: "Not butter... Well maybe butter"
  14. Meryl: "Is earth fare going out of business?" Jerry: "nope that's a rumor... That I started"
  15. Bootsie: (in positano wondering if the little mermaid was set off of amalfi) "where was the little mermaid set?" Jerry: "who knows? The ocean??"
    seems unlikely...
  16. Bootsie: Everyone knows who Virginia Dare is. It's like he only thing I know about colonialization.
    Suggested by @syd
  17. Jerry: (while watching The Martian) isn't this based on a true story?
    Suggested by @syd
  18. Bootsie: Everyone knows who Virginia Dare is. It's like the only thing I know about colonialization.
    Suggested by @syd