WORST TYPE OF HOUSEMATES

The one that..
  1. Always has washing on the clothesline
  2. Leaves dirty dishes in the sink
  3. Says "hello" every single time they see you throughout the house even if it was only 5mins ago
  4. Sits quietly at the kitchen table in the dark early in the morning
  5. Hides the TV remote so no one else can use the communal appliances
  6. Blames the tap running on you and yet can't get it to stop either
  7. Leaves the air conditioner on with all the windows open on a shared power bill
  8. Has a family "back home" yet lives with strangers
  9. Has no job but ten thousand stories about their day
  10. Traps you into conversations but talking really slowly and standing in front of the fridge