I'll go first.
  1. Stoat
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    Seriously these little guys will rip your fucking face off. They kill larger animals by biting the base of their neck.
  2. slow loris
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    poison comes out of their elbows apparently what the actual fuck am i right?
    Suggested by @bisexual
  3. Honey badgers
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    As with other mustelids of relatively large size, such as wolverines and badgers, honey badgers are notorious for their strength, ferocity and toughness. They have been known to savagely and fearlessly attack almost any kind of animal when escape is impossible, reportedly even repelling much larger predators such as lions.[27]
    Suggested by @MichaelRose
  4. Duck billed platypus
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    Deceptively cute. Equipped with poison-injecting barbs on their hind legs!
    Suggested by @G483