THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM DATELINE.
I watch Dateline every Saturday night.
- •Walmart has everything you need to murder your wife.You will need a tarp, shovel, rope, and gloves. They don't sell lye though.
- •Walmart tellers will remember if you asked if they carry lye (they don't) and this will not look good at trial.
- •If you think you are being slick by paying with cash at Walmart when buying your wife murdering starter kit, be sure not to leave the receipt on the floor of your truck.
- •If you murder your first wife, there is a great chance you won't get caught until you murder your second wife.