Inspired by a stupid listicle someone shared in my Facebook feed today
  1. Eat dry crispy food, like crackers, without a plate
  2. Tie-dye t-shirts
  3. Store salted dried fish for the winter
  4. Practice your painting
  5. Use an inflatable pool
  6. Hatch bird eggs
  7. Hide fugitives from the law
    Okay, this one actually isn't set in stone. It depends on the crime comitted and whether there's another bed available in the house.
  8. Slaughter livestock
  9. Set up a meth lab