1. Mafucker
    A co-worker says this. I admire it every time I hear it.
  2. Asshat
    I enjoy the visual 🎩
  3. Dingleberry
    Almost sounds adorable but it's crap.
  4. Dickweed
    Sounds kind of 70's, I'd like to make an effort to bring this back into rotation.
  5. Jagoff
    I want to remember to yell this one in traffic.