BEST PLACES TO USE BATHROOM FOR AN EMERGENCY BM

  1. Barnes & Nobles
    Not necessarily the cleanest bathrooms in the world, but they don't judge if you make a bee line to the bathroom from the front entrance. And bonus: lots to read!
  2. Chic-Fil-A
    Yes, I know this is controversial due to the CEO's comments about same-sex marriage. But damn, they keep those bathrooms clean and are super polite.
  3. Hobby Lobby
    I'm starting to find a trend here with the controversial religious companies with a right-wing agenda and high quality bathrooms. No frills here, but the men's restroom has only been used twice in the last 10 years.
  4. My own guest bathroom
    No controversy here, just the comfort of home. Feel free to remove your shoes and socks, and shirt, and your pants for that matter. You'll find a few years worth of Entertainment Weekly and extra TP in the shelves to your right.
  5. Any high end sushi restaurant
    Usually you get a whole private room to take care of business as well as spa quality finishes to boot.
  6. NOT your pants!