MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
Take note ya'll.
- •Microwaving hot dogsPoke three times. Heat for forty seconds. No more, no less.
- •Finding catsCreate an inviting porch. Add a box. Voilà!
- •CryingBe homeschooled then face the real world.
- •Baking Betty Crocker Fudge BrowniesI'm keeping this skill under lock and key.
- •Temple run
- •Limbo (on rollerblades)Sorry, no tips. This is a skill you're born with.