MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

Take note ya'll.
  1. Microwaving hot dogs
    Poke three times. Heat for forty seconds. No more, no less.
  2. Finding cats
    Create an inviting porch. Add a box. Voilà!
  3. Crying
    Be homeschooled then face the real world.
  4. Baking Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies
    I'm keeping this skill under lock and key.
  5. Temple run
  6. Limbo (on rollerblades)
    Sorry, no tips. This is a skill you're born with.