I've got a puppy (or she's got a me)

  1. Her name is Nora
  2. Like Nora Ephron
  3. My parents don't get why she needs a surname
  4. We met 5 days ago
  5. I'm the only one who seems to make her calm down
  6. She loves to sleep on me
  7. She's learning not to bite humans
  8. She forgets what she's learnt before we go to bed
  9. That's when she bites
  10. And she cries
  11. And she can't stop peeing
  12. And she needs to poo
  13. The worst poop EVER
  14. She's the cutest
  15. I love Nora