PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN UNSOLICITED PICTURES OF MY NEPHEW

  1. The nice lady who served me brunch when I ate alone at 1pm on a Wednesday
  2. Anyone who has sat near me on public transportation
  3. Charna Halpern
  4. Numerous uber drivers
  5. The people of Instagram
  6. The cast of the Improvised Star Trek
  7. David Pasquesi
  8. The teenager in my improv class who saw my phones wallpaper and said "oh my god miss I didn't know you had a BABY!"
  9. You