Pretty wide ranging, I've included the age.
  1. Fire engine - age 3. Didn't work out
  2. Stand up comedian - age 4. Loved jokes but had a horrible stutter. Family members told me I should look into other careers.
  3. Lawyer - age 6. Dad told me it was better to be the screw-er than the screw-e, then almost got grounded.
  4. Teacher - ages 10-15. Had a great teacher who changed my life.
  5. Information systems - ages 16-20. Realized teachers don't make money, wanted to make money.
  6. Poker player - ages 23-26. Tried it for awhile. Hard gig.
  7. Stand up comedian - now. One day I might get off my ass and do an open mic.