WAYS TO SAY "I'M A VEGAN" WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING IT

  1. "What, you don't compost?"
  2. "My diet is AMAAAAAAZINNNNG"
  3. "Do you even know how much energy is involved in producing one pound of beef, you plebeian?"
  4. "I teach my own yoga class"
  5. "I'm the chair of my city's animal welfare committee"
  6. "Dairy is the absolute worst!"