1. You can't figure out how to import photos from your iphone
    Let me double check that they're on my computer aaaaand then delete them off my phone
  2. No one writes in handwriting anymore
  3. No one actually writes anymore on paper
  4. Not everyone understands your weird quirks
    I like going home at a reasonable time, okay????
  5. You freak out if anyone touches your computer
    It took me too damn long to get used to this version of windows and no i do not want the software update
  6. No i do not want a new phone, im perfectly comfortable with the one i have right now
    Why do things have to change?