THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU WAIT FOR FOOD AT THE RESTAURANT
- •Pretend you have patience and sit like a normal adultI don't have time to sit i need food.
- •Play with the salt and pepper shakersBonus points if you make them slide across the entire table
- •Open and leave the salt shaker openYeah i know, a terrible thing to do but a terribly funny thing to do. Always check they're closed.
- •Drink some soda
- •Play tiny soccer with straw wrapper
- •Finish your soda
- •Organize the sugar packetsBlue first, then pink, yellow and white.
- •Watch discreetly how other people eatI want my food!!
- •Finally eat.