THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU WAIT FOR FOOD AT THE RESTAURANT

Im hangry!
  1. Pretend you have patience and sit like a normal adult
    I don't have time to sit i need food.
  2. Play with the salt and pepper shakers
    Bonus points if you make them slide across the entire table
  3. Open and leave the salt shaker open
    Yeah i know, a terrible thing to do but a terribly funny thing to do. Always check they're closed.
  4. Drink some soda
  5. Play tiny soccer with straw wrapper
  6. Finish your soda
  7. Organize the sugar packets
    Blue first, then pink, yellow and white.
  8. Watch discreetly how other people eat
    I want my food!!
  9. Complain
  10. Finally eat.