Impractical Things I Would Do With a Billion Dollars

  1. fill an entire pool with hershey's kisses
  2. run for the president of a small country under a fake name
  3. be one of those people that pays to go up in space
  4. create an autocorrect feature that forces people to use the correct "your/you're"
  5. write and record an entire album about pointless things, pay taylor swift to feature on it
  6. buy a jet pack
  7. build a personal water park
    probably also including trampolines. not sure yet.
  8. get 10000 dollars in ones and throw it off the Empire State Building