other possible title for this list: Things I take too seriously
  1. Arthurian/Chivalric Hero
    Maybe I like you best because you're rare in real life
  2. Hemingway Hero
    You drink and smoke and think and have difficult love affairs and you're so much better than you realize
  3. Beowulf
    You're prevalent in real life but it's OK because even though you're arrogant you have high standards of what is good. There is nothing wrong with being super athletic but you could benefit from expanding your mind.
  4. Byronic Hero
    You're dark, deep and fathomless like the sea but you need to get over yourself.