WHY I WANT 10 MILLION DOLLARS

  1. So I can buy things like La Mer cream and $100+ Tom Ford soap without GAF
  2. So I can pay bills without crying afterwards
  3. So I can change my hair every 3 days like Kylie Jenner, and also not GAF
  4. So I can go to Sunday brunch and not have to down 10 mimosas for bottomless to be worth it
  5. So I can bring my dog everywhere, like Paris Hilton circa 2000
  6. Because "HELP ME IM POOR" just doesn't cut it for some people