THINGS NOT TO DO ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!

Why would you ruin a perfect 364 day winning streak with ONE day remaining? Don't, just DON'T!
  1. Invite Bill Cosby as your "+1."
  2. Play Minute to Win It games with scissors or eating games with sugar free gummy bears.
  3. Serve repurposed Christmas leftovers as hors d'oeuvres.. Yum! Seconds on the Turkey tofu snowman anyone!?!
  4. Stage a toga-themed New Year's bash on the patio of your bachelor pad... And you live where -Boulder? Wait, what?
  5. Drink and drive... UNLESS your ride is a tricycle. Lights optional.