THINGS NOT TO DO ON NEW YEAR'S EVE!
Why would you ruin a perfect 364 day winning streak with ONE day remaining? Don't, just DON'T!
- •Invite Bill Cosby as your "+1."
- •Play Minute to Win It games with scissors or eating games with sugar free gummy bears.
- •Serve repurposed Christmas leftovers as hors d'oeuvres.. Yum! Seconds on the Turkey tofu snowman anyone!?!
- •Stage a toga-themed New Year's bash on the patio of your bachelor pad... And you live where -Boulder? Wait, what?
- •Drink and drive... UNLESS your ride is a tricycle. Lights optional.