My now wife and I eloped in Fiji. This is all a humble brag.
  1. Seaplanes terrify me.
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    Look at this thing.
  2. Friends become family.
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    These were just other guest at the resort who wanted to watch us get married. I actually liked these people. #rare
  3. I'm a model
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    Duh.
  4. The Flower Girls are boys and they make it rain.
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    RACKS.
  5. I still hate cats in Fiji.
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    This cat harassed me everyday. My wife named it, fed it, and even became friends with it. Couldn't be me.