1. 1.
    Let yourself be the sucker
    Source: Me
  2. 2.
    Everything in moderation...even moderation
    Source: Oscar Wilde
  3. 3.
    Don't just do something, stand there!
    Source: some entrepreneur who's name I've forgotten
  4. 4.
    Smile, nod, then do w/e the f*** you were gonna do anyway
    Source: Robert Downey Jr.
  5. 5.
    Just do it!
    Source: Nike, expertly paraphrased by Shia LaBeouf. Also contrary to popular belief "it" is not the same as the "something" in item 3 of this list.