THINGS THAT ONLY GET HARDER AS YOU GET OLDER

  1. Getting out of bed in the morning
    Having an early bedtime doesn't even help anymore
  2. Sharing a bite of your favorite dessert
    Indulging in excess calories is a rare occurrence, and having to share when you are is just straight up painful
  3. Homework
    Any work you have to do at home, really
  4. Playing outside
    We all just wanna sit on the couch and use our equivalent of video games (cellphones)
  5. Making new friends
    "Hi my name is XYZ, do you wanna play with me?" seemed daunting back then. But now? Even worse.