A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME

If you wanna know then I wanna tell you.
  1. 1.
    I love my dogs. Lame, I know, but my dogs are very important to me. I sleep with them, walk them, worry about them. They are part of the family.
  2. 2.
    I'm not that into your dogs. Kinda like your kids I'm not that into. My kid was great. Your kids are a pain, just like your dogs. Okay, not always a fact, but it's funny. And I love laughing!
  3. 3.
    I'm from New York City. Nuff said.
  4. 4.
    I live on Maui. Nuff said.
  5. 5.
    I love my homey. Nuff, well you get the point.
  6. 6.
    I love my kid. Oh wait, I said that already! Okay, I know, he loves me too.
  7. 7.
    I love wine; red, white, sparkling, I don't discriminate. Hey, wait up, perhaps that's two facts in one?