A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME
If you wanna know then I wanna tell you.
- 1.I love my dogs. Lame, I know, but my dogs are very important to me. I sleep with them, walk them, worry about them. They are part of the family.
- 2.I'm not that into your dogs. Kinda like your kids I'm not that into. My kid was great. Your kids are a pain, just like your dogs. Okay, not always a fact, but it's funny. And I love laughing!
- 3.I'm from New York City. Nuff said.
- 4.I live on Maui. Nuff said.
- 5.I love my homey. Nuff, well you get the point.
- 6.I love my kid. Oh wait, I said that already! Okay, I know, he loves me too.
- 7.I love wine; red, white, sparkling, I don't discriminate. Hey, wait up, perhaps that's two facts in one?