1. Pro: It's virtually impossible to get fired
  2. Con: I keep trying to quit. She won't let me.
  3. Pro: I can spy on the employees and tell her when they mess up
  4. Con: My co-workers hate me.
  5. Pro: I have a ride to work in the morning if i don't want to drive.
  6. Con: My mom's work day is 10 hrs and I'm good after 2
  7. Pro: Sometimes we say we're going to lunch and we get mani-pedis
  8. Con: When I get in trouble, she doesn't expect me to take it personally