1. Look them dead in the eye as you walk out and say 'soon'
  2. Try and hold their hand whilst looking straight ahead
  3. Say 'I hope you taste as good as you smell'
  4. Ask them to press the button because you have a fear of circles
  5. Whisper under your breath but just loud enough to hear 'don't fart, don't fart, don't fart'
  6. Play some elevator music aloud on your phone
  7. As the door closes say 'thank god we're alone - I have a mission for you'