THE 5 FILMS THAT DESTROYED MY CHILDHOOD

  1. The Santa Clause
    For creating unreasonable expectations of my parents during the holiday season.
  2. The Craft
    Because of the scene in which the mean girl's hair falls out in the shower.
  3. The Wedding Singer
    For the expectation that Adam Sandler movies would always be transcendent experiences.
  4. Beauty and the Beast
    For the idea that unattractive, menacing, assholes could turn into nice handsome guys.
  5. The Truman Show
    I mean, this film should not have been PG.