THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME

  1. Believe the body is a portal to other realms
    -future doctor
  2. I can roll calls while I'm getting acupuncture
    -boss
  3. Could you feel a shift in the barometric pressure? That was me!
    -colleague
  4. You're so hostile, come on.
    -person I used to sleep with
  5. I'm at least sending you a fruit basket
    -different person I've slept with