I am on a business trip in Richmond, VA. These things have all happened.
  1. Visited a pyramid in which 18,000 confederate soldiers are interred
  2. Heard a guy say to a woman "Let me be real with you, you have a great ass"
  3. Went to a GWAR themed bar
  4. Saw a white man with the longest dreads I've seen in my whole life.
  5. Toured an abandoned prison
  6. Found a bird's nest in a kitchen drawer
  7. Went on a tour of an active police station and hung out in an interrogation room
  8. Drove by a house that looks exactly like Cameron's house in Ferris Bueller's Day Off