1. Pull her own hair so hard she starts screaming
  2. Pee in the middle of a diaper change, so we have to change her again
  3. Fall asleep on my hands and then refuse to sleep in her crib so I have to keep holding her.
  4. Eat, then spit what she ate, then demand more food. Repeat two more times.
  5. Look up at me with deep dark bluish eyes like a tiny incalculable treasure and make me fall for her every single time!