TERRIFYING THINGS YOU CAN BUY AT DAPPER CADAVER PROP SHOP

It's good to support mom and pop shops. Some mom and pop shops sell the freakiest shit imaginable.
  1. Mummified frog boy fetus ($250. A very important investment for any serious collector of frog boys.)
  2. Burnt mummy ($400)
  3. 10 Piece budget toes!!! ($20. This is the deal of the century. If you do not already have ten of your own toes you gotta get on this pronto.)
  4. Lung pair, large ($90, a steal.)
  5. Fat headless Raymond, unpainted ($400)
  6. Bloated drown victim ($700)
  7. Six piece limb assortment ($240)
  8. Smoker's lungs ($200, and here I always thought the clean ones would be more valuable!)
  9. Horse demon ($650)
  10. 3D anatomical model cell ($21.70. I remember this from science class! Look at that mitochondria! Bein all... mitochondrial.)
  11. Frozen dangling arm, bone exposed ($60
  12. Lightweight goat horns ($25. Because heavy goat horns are such a hassle.)
  13. Bruise makeup color wheel ($15. Screw what Cosmo says. Who cares if you have a winter or summer skin tone? Bruises look cool on every skin tone and get you fun attention and concern from your colleagues! Great for day or night.)
  14. Zombie monkey ($400. So cute!)