1. "Mom, I love how this show says mature audiences only and here you are with all your immaturity watching it."
  2. "Mom, you should play Halo with me. Not because you are good or anything...I just need someone to sacrifice."
  3. "Mom, you look like you were in a barfight." (I had just woken up :/ )
  4. "Mom, go take a shower. You smell like hard work and wine."
  5. "Mom. You are a freak. And that makes me so happy."