Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Because really, do you need to say it on social media?
  2. Lol... Goal. As if I was really that crafty.
  3. This is a reminder of the event.... Which was also emailed to me.... Which I did not attend anyway.
  4. Because this is hilarious.
  5. Because I'm a single crazy dog lady, with mother and commitment issues, who likes her drinks! 😎 I am also too lazy to crop and the send. 😁