Relating life to every Kourtney Kardashian GIF
She's a sassy queen and I aspire to be her.
- •Always danceIf you're life isn't a non stop dance party, you need to get it together. Stop, twerk, and hit the sprinkler move (might get u dumped/keep u single but it will be fun)
- •When people hate the KardashiansHOW is this even possible this show is amazing this family is dramatic and it's the perfect show to eat candy to and procrastinate workouts with
- •Honestly how I feel sometimes like hello I am a ball of FUN you better appreciate the time I give you because I don't like to leave my bed
- •SummerOk I have friends.... But they are all gone or busy or I am asleep when they want to do something. Sorry that sleep is a necessity and Greys makes me cry and when I cry I get tired. A bad cycle.
- •Boys, take notes
- •Apparently being in a sorority makes you a ho (stupid not logic) and going to parties makes you one (stupid boy logic) and being cute makes you one (stupid boy logic)
- •A picture that describes what I need to do in order to put up with a lot of people and things. "Alcohol is not the solution!!" U might be right but damn it's delicious and it makes me feel sophisticated and charming so let me be
- •Sorry not sorry. I have always put other people first and that has backfired a lot so now it's time to put myself first bitches
- •I love people and I love conversations but I don't need to hear you talk about why Mac and cheese with bacon is better than Mac and cheese with lobster (it isn't FYI) for an hour
- •Where is the lovePSA TO BOYS: Maybe instead of being creepy u could... U know... Take a girl to a nice dinner or... Just not be weird. Maybe starts things off better. Just sayin.
- •This is me when I'm looking at you, and you think I'm listening... But I'm not. I'm sorry. I have ADHD, my doctor told me so. So really u can't even be mad at me
- •"I like cats more than dogs"