WHY I THINK I'M A WANTED FELON IN LONDON

  1. Me and my mom took a trip to London England a few years ago.
  2. Everything was going great until we visited the Queens palace.
  3. I was carrying an empty soda bottle and couldn't find a trash can so my mom told me to just hold on to it.
  4. We walked up to the palace and managed to weasel our way through the throngs of tourist.
  5. We peered through the gate at the guards and I laughed at their giant hats.
  6. I mean can you blame me????
  7. Then a GIANT gust of wind knocked the bottle out of my hand and onto the palace lawn.
  8. Everyone around me gasped and pointed. Meanwhile one of the guards looked straight at me with a harsh glare.
  9. I WAS TERRIFIED.
  10. I ran away from the crowd and my mom as fast as I could.20 minutes later my mom found me hiding behind a giant statue in tears.
  11. We left quickly and my mom told me that I wasn't going to get into any legal trouble.
  12. BUT A GUARD SAW ME
  13. AND NOW MY MOM IS TALKING ABOUT GOING BACK!!!!!
  14. #ripamaya2016