CULTURAL ANACHRONISMS AND ADORABLE ENGLISH-LANGUAGE FAILS SPOKEN BY MY SLIGHTLY GRUMPY ESL GRANDMA.

  1. 1.
    One time she called a roller coaster a "rototiller."
  2. 2.
    (Directed at my parent's dog, Martin, after he started sniffing her leg) "Go away from me, Martín, you know that I do not like you."
  3. 3.
    Don't overload the washer.
  4. 4.
    There are so many more that are escaping me right now.