CULTURAL ANACHRONISMS AND ADORABLE ENGLISH-LANGUAGE FAILS SPOKEN BY MY SLIGHTLY GRUMPY ESL GRANDMA.
- •One time she called a roller coaster a "rototiller."
- •(Directed at my parent's dog, Martin, after he started sniffing her leg) "Go away from me, Martín, you know that I do not like you."
- •Don't overload the washer.
- •There are so many more that are escaping me right now.