1. One time she called a roller coaster a "rototiller."
  2. (Directed at my parent's dog, Martin, after he started sniffing her leg) "Go away from me, Martín, you know that I do not like you."
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  3. Don't overload the washer.
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  4. There are so many more that are escaping me right now.