5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random
- •A saved snap of me wearing a super attractive face mask. Also the photo I plan to use on any future online dating profiles I may sign up for.
- •A result of an online quiz I took that told me I should marry Houston Texans player JJ Watt. I screenshotted it for evidence, should I ever meet him.
- •My dog being adorable
- •A surreptitious pic I took of an elderly woman in front of me on a plane reading smut with GIGANTIC font on her kindle
- •A grainy photo I took to capture my frustration that the highest level of profile completeness you can achieve on LinkedIn (all star) STILL DOESNT FILL THE CIRCLE ALL OF THE WAy. HOW DO I FILL THE DAMN CIRCLE?!