My Honest Answer to 'What Are Your Hobbies?'

Obviously I can't say any of these when asked "what do you like to do in your spare time?"
  1. Binge watching tv shows I've already seen
  2. Listening to Lonely Island albums on repeat
  3. Sitting in bed with 2 laptops and 2 phones
    Work phone. Personal phone. Work laptop. Personal laptop. Somehow I am simultaneously using all of them
  4. Stressing
  5. Adding items to online shopping carts
  6. Reading fanfiction
  7. Thinking about shoes
  8. Googling something I like and then watching all of the videos that come up
    I.e. I have recently become obsessed with Brooklyn Nine Nine so I googled 'Andy samberg' and watched like 30 Andy samberg videos in a row
  9. Lying in bed