5 photos on my phone, chosen at random
I could make hundreds of versions of this list.
- •This is someone's real car in the parking lot of a Costco in Tucson, AZ circa 2014If this vehicle belongs to you, please come forward. This shit keeps me up at night. I can't even.
- •A picture of a picture of myself.I was like 4ish. And a flower girl. And chubby. There, I said it myself, haters 😏
- •Me. With one of those aging filters.And I make a fine ass old lady (check out those jowls!). So again, fuck your negativity, HATERS 😋
- •Lana. Del. Rey.Cuz obviously.
- •Words cannot describeThe shock and horror when I saw this in a magazine. A schlong sling. It's a real thing. (Hey that rhymes - schlong sling people feel free to use that as your ad slogan)