Lies I've Told Working Retail

  1. "Thank you for letting me know the bathroom is dirty!"
  2. "Oh I don't mind cleaning up this mess at all!"
    "-that your snotty little brat made."
  3. "Let me know if I can help you with anything!"
  4. *random food item* "it's so good!"
  5. "I would pay that for this item."
  6. "Isn't this item just so beautiful?!"
  7. "Come back and visit!"
    You know when you get those horribly mean people and you hope they never ever return.