30 Rock characters braving the zombie apocalypse
- •Jenna MaroneyThinks toofer & lutz are playing a joke on her. "Zombies? You want scary? Try telling Mickey Rourke you mistook his chihuahua for a squirrel & told your driver to keep on going." But she uses the chaos to prepare for her next B movie role.
- •Tracy JordanTakes to the streets with his army of exotic pets & light saber. He is the first to die.
- •Liz LemonShe ate all the Sabor de Soledad puffs in her "apocalypse snack bunker" (a plastic tote under her bed) during a blackout two years ago. Hoards everything she can find in the kitchen & barricades herself in her office, using Duane Reade bags as underwear.
- •Jacky DOnce you agree to have his children & help repopulate the earth, he offers you a spot on his chopper to fly over to his Austrian art dealer friend's island a few miles away from the city.
- •Devon BanksHas sex with all the male pages, tries & fails to get on jack's helicopter.
- •Kenneth ParcellInsists it's the rapture, not zombies. He's got a 5 year supply of dried squirrel meat & hill people milk in the basement of 30 Rock. But to partake you must renounce the devil & agree that you are best friends. Forever.