AREN'T WE BETTER THAN THIS?

  1. STUCK IN A TREE.
    A TREE.
  2. I'd feel like the biggest moron on the planet.
    Meanwhile down the road a KITTEN was probably stuck in a tree.
  3. Also doubles as good life advice?
    "think about what you are doing and where you are going before you actually do it."
  4. The only Pokemon card I ever had was one (apparently worthless) I "earned" after helping an elementary school frenemy clean her room. So maybe I don't get the excitement?