Conclusions I've come to after visiting Nassau twice

I've only toured the city as part of excursions while on cruises, but im pretty positive im dead on and an authority on all things Bahamian. 🌴🌴🌴
  1. No one can really tell you what to do there
    It feels like a free for all
  2. You can probably just walk out of jail
    If they even take you downtown & book you, because the weather's great & who cares, really
  3. The DMV is probably very chill
    If there is one
  4. Report cards are optional
    Take it if you want it!