What I think my face is doing vs. what you see* my face doing

*what you THINK you see my face doing. Thanks, resting bitch face.
  1. Me
    Oh hi!
  2. You see
    UGH, WHY ARE YOU STILL BREATHING?
  3. Me
    *sitting around, waiting for you to arrive*
  4. You see
    YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, BITCH. TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, BITCH.
  5. Me
    *thinkin' about food*
  6. You see
    BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? DO I LOOK LIKE IM FUCKING LAUGHING?
  7. Me
    *feeling alright about things*
  8. You see
    UGHHHHH
  9. Me
    *tumbleweeds...nothing*
  10. You see
    IM BARELY HOLDING ON OH GOD SOMEONE HOLD MEEEE
  11. it's just my face, I swear.