THOUGHTS I'VE HAD DURING FIGURE DRAWING

This could get me in trouble
  1. "Yeah, that's totally where his vagina would go if he had one"
  2. "No! Please don't move please stop moving no- fuck."
  3. "Is she breathing?"
  4. "How is she holding this pose for so long I could never- fuck this drawing isn't accurate anymore"
  5. "Yo this dude's biceps are ridiculous for such an old guy"
  6. "How old is this guy?"
  7. "Could one of these models please, for the love of God pose in a way that FACES me?!"
  8. "I better be such a boss at drawing backs by the end of the semester or I swear to God-"