REASONS KAT OLSON IS A BADASS
Happy birthday, frand! MYLY!!! 👭
- •She's a mermaidWatch her dive off a boat like it ain't no thang
- •She drives a standardAnd jet skis. And four wheelers.
- •She had a lion's maneMade of curls
- •She tells it like it isThis shits real. Don't go to her for that sugar coated bologna.
- •She's a literal yogiStrong, flexible, and centered. Both physically and mentally.
- •She's an heiressTo the olsonite family throne
- •She rides her bike everywhereI'm tired just thinking about it
- •Sometimes she can read mindsOr maybe just mine because parts of our brains overlap.
- •She's secretly super athleticShe plays it off like she isn't but she snowboards and used to play lacrosse and volleyball. I swear she keeps her athleticism on the DL. It's like a secret weapon.
- •She slept in a 30 degree tent then ran up a mountain with me for funThanks, frand. Sorry we almost died of hypothermia.
- •She's hilarious and sarcasticLet's move in together again so you can just make me laugh all day.
- •She's a babeA badass one.