Inexplicable Things That Happened to Me Today.
- •A man at the indoor market referred to me as a "posh goth" then proceeded to try and sell me a garish plastic sugar skull backpack with built in neon speakers in the front pocket, as something that was "right up my street."
- •I ate a large slice of salted caramel cheesecake and a chocolate tiffin within a 3 hour timeframe and didn't feel in the least bit guilty about it.
- •I got fired from a job I started 48 hours earlier, for leaving the premises, with permission from my manager, at lunch time, for five minutes, to buy a tuna sandwich. Literally, for that sole reason.
- •I'm super ok about all these things and feel kind of amazing.