STAR WARS THOUGHTS

From an un-Star Wars person.
  1. I wonder if I'll ever sit down and watch the movies. Why do I just not care?
  2. R2D2 has been in my fridge on the creamer bottle for what has to be 3 months. That's insane.
  3. They have to have spent a bazillion dollars on the marketing of this movie. MY CREAMER.
  4. How is my 2 year old already Star Wars obsessed from the few Disney episodes he watches a day? (Maybe some days more like a handful, but STILL)
  5. Why does my phone know to capitalize Star Wars? But not apple. 🤔
  6. Is the whole thing really that good, or are we all brainwashed?