Overheard while waiting for a fringe show today

at the cafe in the Comedy Central stage at the Hudson I ordered kombucha tea in a glass bottle and read the war of art while waiting
  1. The show is like actually engaging
  2. You should make it a short yeah it would be a great short
  3. The thing about you is your jokes are like actually funny
  4. No this is the theatre show that actually engages the audience
  5. I need to gain mastery of myself
  6. God I remember being 22 and that hot in acting class all the time
  7. Parents of young people seem like they're getting older but they seem sweet too. Like dinosaurs with sweaters and hearts.