THINGS MY CAT HAS DONE TO MAKE ME WANT TO KISS HER FACE OFF

I love her
  1. Woke up from a nap
  2. Put her paw on my arm as if to say "I'm here for you everything is fine"
  3. Killed a cockroach with undeniable speed and grace
  4. Ate the cockroach so I don't have to pick it up
  5. Walked by me at any point and time