1. You order an extremely complicated drink and don't specify what size you want
    "Ok now tell me what size you would like and repeat that whole thing over again please"
  2. You pour coffee in the trash
    1. I asked if you wanted room and 2. Do you realize that when I take that out the coffee is going to leak all over my shoes / the floor right??
  3. You order a drink and then when we give it to you, you say you want it iced
    We're not mind readers
  4. You pull your money out of your sweaty bra
  5. You sneeze// cough into your hands
    Actually everyone hates you for this